Friday, March 6, 2015

Job Hunt Jokes


An unemployed B.TECH graduate was looking out for a
suitable job in his stream.

He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to be
rejected. Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can
satisfy his food and daily needs. He visited a
circus group and asked for a job. But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can
at least afford his daily food.


So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's
ring. Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey. The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.


The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He
was surprised. Then the lion spoke, " Don't worry
B.TECH., I am a M.TECH. graduate ".

Thursday, March 5, 2015

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Customer Care Jokes: Unable to transfer file

A girl went to electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on d desk at person from whom she bought. She told that u have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop... Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me? Now this is what she did: 1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected COPY option. 2) Disconnected d mouse. 3)Took that mouse carefully & connected to d new laptop. 4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option. Salesman DIED on the spot!!!!