Engineer rocks

One Engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside..         "Get treatment for Rs. 300...if not treated get back Rs. 1000" One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic. Doctor     : I have lost taste in eating Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth. Doctor     : This is Petrol Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me Rs. 300 Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money Doctor     : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth. Doctor     : But this medicine for taste of the tongue Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees Rs. 300. Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days Doctor     : My eyesight is become weak. Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take 1000 Doctor     : But this is Rs. 500 Note Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees Rs. 300 Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!

Job Hunt Jokes

An unemployed B.TECH graduate was looking out for a
suitable job in his stream.

He attended several
exams and many personal interviews, only to be
rejected. Being fed up after so many months of his
job hunt, he decided to get into any job that can
satisfy his food and daily needs. He visited a
circus group and asked for a job. But the owner
said that there wasn't any job for his education
level. Also he said that there is a vacancy to act
as a monkey and perform funny actions. The
unemployed youth accepted the offer since he can
at least afford his daily food.

So he dressed up as a monkey and entertained the
audience. One day while he was performing the
monkey skills, he accidentally fell into the lion's
ring. Everyone was shocked as the monkey fell into
lion's ring. No one knew that he was a man
dressed up as a monkey. The man himself was
dreadful and feared for his life. He felt pity for
himself as he going to be a victim of
unemployment.

The lion came closer to him but didn't attack. He
was surprised. Then the lion spoke, " Don't worry
B.TECH., I am a M.TECH. graduate ".

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Customer Care Jokes: Unable to transfer file

A girl went to electronics shop with anger & threw her new laptop on d desk at person from whom she bought. She told that u have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop... Salesman: Madam, can u pls try in front of me? Now this is what she did: 1)Right clicked d mouse on d file, selected COPY option. 2) Disconnected d mouse. 3)Took that mouse carefully & connected to d new laptop. 4)Right clicked d mouse & selected PASTE option. Salesman DIED on the spot!!!!