Friday, April 24, 2015

Engineer rocks

One Engineer could not find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a board outside..         "Get treatment for Rs. 300...if not treated get back Rs. 1000" One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn Rs. 1000 and goes to clinic. Doctor     : I have lost taste in eating Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth. Doctor     : This is Petrol Engineer : Congrats.. you got your taste back ..give me Rs. 300 Doctor gets annoyed, goes back after some days to recover his money Doctor     : I have lost my memory, can not remember anything Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth. Doctor     : But this medicine for taste of the tongue Engineer : congrats. you got your memory back.. give my fees Rs. 300. Doctor goes back angrily and comes back after some days Doctor     : My eyesight is become weak. Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for this. Take 1000 Doctor     : But this is Rs. 500 Note Engineer : Congrats .. you got back your eyesight .. give my fees Rs. 300 Doctor shocks...Engineer Rocks..!!!😜